of bakugan and twilight

So, I came down to my brother watching Gundalian Invaders.

It was the part where Drago evolved (SHOCK!) into a sparkly vampi--I mean, Lumino Dragonoid or something of the sort.

Dan was acting all amazed and unbelieving even though we all know "HECK NOT AGAIN, I CAN'T REMEMBER ALL THOSE SPECIAL ABILITY NAMES--oh maybe that's why I invent them as I go" was the thought running through his head at the time.

And then blondie guy who looks suspiciously like a caveman plus caveman voice said, "what happened somebody tell me what happened" (yes, he said it in a way that even imagining punctuation is near impossible), and I screamed:

"DRAGO EVOLVED INTO EDWARD FUCKING CULLEN IS WHAT HAPPENED."

Yeah. Luckily no one was at home at the close exception of my brother, who is still too young to comprehend the sparkling manliness that is TWILIGHT.

Sorry. Drago glowing just got to me. Sorry.

/headdesk

Oh, if anyone of you are wondering...

THIS

is where I went.

It's hilariously perfect. Seriously. And that woman (?) writes like a genius. She is one. ARE YOU PERHAPS A WAMMY KID TOO?

UUGH. School is tomorrow, I think that's what messed up my head. Plus lack of sleep. And visiting the optometrist this morning at TEN! TEN! I CAN'T GET UP AT TEN IF I SLEPT AT THREE!

Right.

This was Zeph and her daily? weekly? monthly? irregular? rant.

Over and out, bbz.

"Little Red Riding Hood" - Bakugan fan-fiction (Work-in-progress)

BAKUGAN PARODY

*This fan-fiction is for fun and goes in and out of first person

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Main Characters: 

-Main characters involved-

Marucho, Little Red, somewhat timid (more OOC than some of the others).
Ren, Wolf, he comes off as a bit mischievous and cocky.
Alice, the Grandmother,  she is kind and overly worrisome towards Marucho.

Background Characters:

-Minor characters involved-

Dan, the lumberjack, he has next to zero changes to his person.
Runo, Dan's wife, pretty much no changes as well.
Shun, a crow (the bird), he's mysterious and has only a brief appearance.

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     I remember walking through fallen leaves, crunching softly as I tread. My grandmother Alice had telephoned earlier politely asking me to kindly bring her a basket of goodies from the garden, for she was feeling a bit under the weather and could not come to get them. Even now, as I creep as silently as I can through the ominous, misshapen forest I can recollect how frail my dear Gran had sounded to my small ears through my soft blond locks. Surely these wondrous treats shall once again raise my sweet orange-haired grandmother's spirits, so that she may praise Marucho- her beloved grandson? These few thoughts ignited a candle of hope in Little Marucho, and spurred the lad's tiny feet over various obstacles in his path. Lightly hopping over a miniature mushroom colony a ferocious rustling began near by.

Little Marucho started to fret, "Mother had warned me of terrifying wolf-creatures," a shaky voice that was scarcely recognizable as the gold-haired boy's ventured,"...creatures so awfully horrid that they trick young boys and steal their baskets for fun!" the blond concluded to himself, and as an after thought, "Like me..." Came the timid response.

         Again the noise in the brush picked up even louder than before, and far scarier too. Unbelievably startled Little Marucho pulled his red cloak tightly around himself, drew his basket up into a firm embrace, and stumbled into a rather enormous oak tree. That, from the looks of things, was quite popular amongst various mosses along with fuzzy green, teal, and rose hued fungi, he murmured to himself. Looking around he slowly drew his arms closer around his basket as though it were a thread holding him onto life itself.

"I wonder," he thought quietly, "I wonder why it is so silent now." Little Marucho shivered in his red cloak, slowly lifting himself up into a standing position with a bit of help from the tree. His eyes darted quickly around in a nervous attempt to reassure himself the sound had been a mere trick of the ears, or perhaps a small animal playing near by.

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[Okay, my attention span is STILL the size of a gerbil's. So I will finish this some other time, and yes I am probably going to make a topic @ Vestroia.ca! I just need to wait until I finish part one, =.= part one consists of Marucho running into crow!Shun (Shun as a person who is part crow LOL), wolf!Ren (Ren as a wolf, haha), and so as to keep the spoilers SECRET for now I will just cut it off there /and see if this story gets anywhere/]